Rossi the Unexciting

... I suppose it was bound to happen, but I dont know how to react.

This ol' 'blog has been around for a while. Years, infact. And over time, its developed quite a number of pageveiws/ hits/ whatever (8278 overall, to be precice, which isnt bad considering I probally havent posted for over the months this things been alive).

The spam was found here, on July 15, 2006; http://darkevolution.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!6B1434D24BD68088!676.entry, and is apparntly about farming WoW gold. This particular entry is pretty popular, becasue it was the first post all about how my 'blog very often attracts hits from people google/ technocrati/ other foriegn search engines from searchs of "nudist beach" or "nudist blog". That is a good thing, Im sure.

My first reaction to this is that, wow, this peice of written defication is worthy of spam? Im flattered, really.
Then I just hoped this doesnt happen much in future. I think I'll save this one, though. Its a testament to my ability to stumble on a good thing occasionally.

Rossi, would rather eat spam

Today I thought I would try something differant. Something I havent done in a while.

So I masterbated in the shower.

Rossi, making you read shit since god knows when. ;D

Well...

... WELL. Thats right. I have a 'blog. Infact, its been so long since I've touched this, the "last comments left" bar on the homepage is empty, as the comments were too old.

Why have I not been bloging, I shall pretend you ask? Because my life has not had much to 'blog, and I have found very little reason to rabble on here about what I think about shite, or whats going on in my life, or what games Im playing. But, because Im going to pretend you asked nicely, Im going to give a breif summary of the last two.
But dont expect spellchecks.

Im back at Sizzler, due to nowhere else hiring me, and I dont have the transport to get anywhere, and I need money to learn to drive and.. bastard circle. Anyway, its allright, people were welcoming and such, and Im pretty much king Dishpig there now, due to all the other util boys sucking arse. It may be a fail job, atleast Im fucking good at it, and know what Im doing.
Driving lessons, as mentioned, were put on hold due to no funds. Im starting again, and I just want to learn to drive and get it overwith, so I can get some more damned freedom here. I know hold men who have prostates more reliable then the fucking public transport system.
... Hm, and now were getting a good understanding why I dont 'blog any more. Because thats all I really have to say.

TF2, Pokemon, and any RTS Im challanged to. If you've been here before, you've heard me talk about them. If not... dont worry about looking, Im sure you have my MSN anyway.

... thats it.
Maybe I'll get more passion for this again, but probally not. Its just good to brush up on some writing that isnt MSN. :P

Rossi; With nothing of intrest to say. Check back later.

I have a rough theory of life;

 SPELLING IS FOR THE
WEAK
Ohkay, not really, but due to my lack of spelling ability, I get to say this alot.

There is one thing, though, that people hate me for, that Im doing on perpose. Im talking about saying;
Allright.
Yes, I know it only has 'L', but I spell it like I say it. When I say it, I emphasise my L's. Think Jim Carey on Ace Ventura "Alllllrighty then".

Now, shuddup your face, allright then?

Rossi, is not for the weak.

Gentlemen...
(if you dont get it, play more TF2. If not, GO CRY MORE)

... or maybe I just need to spend less time gaming. Which, I have been doing alot of recently. Its good to clear then mind, and fun at the same time. I got myself a few games of the moment, which I shall now ramble on about. Im still loving TF2 (Team Fortress 2, if your under an internet rock), and as dirty as I feel, Soldier is now in my top three most played classes. Im just so... good at him! And its sad, becuase its Team Fortress 2. TEAM. Im only going him because Im doing it for the team. Somehting Im doing alot of (well, offencivly. Medic is shamefully my lowest played). Other then that, Im still an AWESOME scout. Im taking out heavies effortlessly. And Im a disgusting spy at times, but thats always hard.
I've also bought myself AoE3's two expansion packs, which, once again, are awesome. Unfortuanatly, the game didnt reconise my old Home Cities right away, so I had to make newer towns. Firstly, I wanted to check out improvements on old favourites; so I went and had a look at my Germans. Luckly for me, I had remembered my old Explorers name, Blut von Gott, and I've had the word Hoffnung in my head lately, so it all fit. Basicly, their awesome, perfect for my play style, due to strong defence and an advanced workers, that gather and build faster. I havent played much of the newer races, but I've played the Indians and Iroquois. The later mentioned indians are crazy powerful and overwhelming in numbers, and the Indians are are flat out stong with elephants that can pretty much destroy anything that they cross.
Unfortunatly, my grand plans with Pokemon have dwindled away, due to all of a sudden having noone to play it with. My Primeape, Kong was recently finished, and hes pretty decent. Stong and fast, but since its last battle, I've changed some of its moves, for added power. Project 'Dawg' is next, but I prefer to not lets cats outta the bag... or so to speek.

Read all that? No? See, this is what happens when Im not working. I need a job, not only for something to do, but because I hate not having an income. I tend to spend money, and well... From 2000, Im down to about 1400 again. It does make me cry inside. Especially since all these parties have just hit me. I had an 18th last week, this week, next week... its lookin' good. Unfortunatly, Im not a huge drinker, which is what most of these paries are focused on. Another thing raping my pocket, is driving lessons (going from drinking to driving lessons... unsafe? haha). I've finally found a driving instructer that shows up, doesnt cancel on me, and responds to her phonecalls. Shes $5 extra then most, but more the damned worth it. Im getting two lessons a week, so in theory, I'll be on my P's in notime. In theory. But yeah, so many expences.

... wow, I've just written alot on... well, nothing. But its not like anyones reading. I swear I've gotten less popular on all my online persuits. My last entry here, was a beautiful accrostic poem, dear to my hea-... err, various blood pumping organs. And not one comment! The only pageveiws I've really gotten have been from people googling and 'baidu'ing "Nudist blog". And those hardly count. Hell, even on dA noones commenting on my works any more ( http://dark-ape.deviantart.com/ ), except some of my mates (some! My shits not even good enough for all my dA visting friends any more!). Whhhhyyyyyy? Even on my good and funny stuff. I even used to get the occasional random popping in and commenting, but that never happens any more. It might because I dont go out looking for dA popularity, but its not like I dont welcome it (however, I am hoping to participate in an upcoming competision via an old loved site, seventhsanctum.com).
Comment me, watch me, looooove me!

-Rossi, the unveiwable.