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    February 14

    Love Poetry

    Happy Valantines. Heres a little poetry to whom Im spending mine with.

    Mistriss of the Night
    Youthful forever, always tight

    Helpful, and always useful
    Any time, any where.
    Never saying no.
    Desire shared forever.

     

    Rossi the Romantic.

    February 08

    ZOMFG

    OHMYFUCKING-GOD!! I CAN HOLD A TOOTHPICK WITH MY FACIAL HAIR!!

      FACIALHAIRTOOTHPICOMG

    I'VE BROKEN SCIENCE!!

    FACIALHAIRTOOTHPICOMG

     

     

    ...fuckyou, I know its old news, but this is just incase people start whining about 'blog entries again... I've had some ideas, but cant be fucked writing them. So you can eat your own shit...
    January 21

    I play with myself. Do you wanna play with me?

    Its no secret. I am a gamer. A hardcore gamer, infact. I enjoy building up a civilization, for the pure enjoyment of decimating another. I enjoy destroying American forces with nothing but a pair of pistols. I enjoy customizing monsters so ugly and gruesome, and incinerate the opponents! Gaming plays a large part of my life, a large part of social life and had made made many friends. Even if people say otherwise, gaming with a bunch of mates is still a great way to spend the night.
    Right now, Im playing a small selection of games, and lusting for one big one...

    If you take a look at my Steam profile, its pretty obvious to see what one of my favorite games at the moment is. Team Fortress Two is one of the greatest FPS's to hit a computer in a long, long time. Its fun, unique, and it suits you nomatter what your playing style of the moment is. Your one of those bastards who run around with the rocketlauncher, blasting men to pieces? The soldier! You like 'nading everything, or leaving explosive little surprises? Try the demoman! Or are you the kinda person who hangs back and heals up the wounded? Go the medic!
    You have nine class choices, each unique enough to offer a different playstyle and combat method. I myself am great at most of the classes, but over everything else, I am a devastating Scout and a sharpeyed Sniper (42 point high score). As most of the people who play are, Im an awesome Soldier, nearly perfecting the rocket jump (and doing very sneaky stuff on the 2Fort map. :D ). Spy is always fun, too. You get a great, and sick, sence of pride after you slaughter someone who thought you were his backup.
    If you can, find a party server, or anything with allspeak.

    I've also dropped back into my deep, turtler RTS's. After a long time playing CnC Generals Zero Hour, Im back to the great and rich Age of Empires 3 and Supreme Commander. AoE3 is one of the only RTS's that I enjoy playing on my own, mainly due to some of the cheeky and smartarse AI voices. Unfortunately, I have not been able to buy the expansions (Warcheifs and Asian Dynasties) due to it being sold out. My Germans, will give you such a sence of hope, then destroy you, right where it hurts. My British will just hurt you, slowly, throughout the game.
    Just recently I bought the expansion to SupCom (well, I bought a new 'Gold' edition, so my mate my buy my first SupCom, and he may play it also). I have taken a huge liking to the new 'Seraphim' race, as, like me, their very defensive, and have excellent AntiAir (great, because most of the prick units in the game fly.)

    A game, however, that keeps drawing me back like an abused dog, is Pokemon. I was off it for months, then all of a sudden "Hey, do you have this Pokemon?" - "Why, yes I do" -after trade- "Wanna battle?"... and so it was, I was hooked, again.
    This time, however, Im doing it differently. Screw you who chose Pokemon just because there powerful! Im forming a party around Pokes that I thing are awesome; Primeape, Rotom, Gengar (because its my favorite Pokemon evolution, Haunter). Pokemon that I love, not ones that are just flexible in the metagame.

    However, the biggest thing in gaming hassnt happened yet. Halo 3? Psht. Cryris? Psht. Those have sold pocket change in comparison to what this will sell, and get played. Hell, we've all played its prequil, and if you havent, you no doubt want to.
    Super Smash Brother Brawl is huge. Gamewise, characters, depth. The greatest multiplier experience you'll ever have. SSBM, as a perfect example of what the game will like, was great itself. If you never enjoyed it, you are a gaming minority, and an unfortunate few. Brawl, if you havent seen it, has everything of the last game (minus some useless characters), plus more, with arseloads of new improvements. New characters, like Wario, Snake, and even Sonic. New arenas. New items (because real men play with items!), and new modes.
    Are you a gaming loser who hates multiplayer, well, finally, the series have something for you too! Now with a deep single player, where you take on all sorts of gaming villanry. Lucky enough to have a friend? Take on co-op! Not in the house? Do it online!
    Some reviews are already in, with perfect results. Game of the Forever, anyone?

    Last game I said 'I am going to love this game', it was TF2. Look how that ended. :D This is different. The world will think I've gone missing!

     

    Rossi, build'em'up or shoot'em'down, I'll take you on. And will probably destroy you.

    January 15

    18

    Its happened. That day so many wait for, long for, LIVE for (well, in the first chunk of their life).
    I've become 18.
    Now if only the actual event was that epic. Most people would expect, or hope for, some sort of revelation, or epiphany, or even some sort of overwhelming burst of maturity. Hell, even as a mate said "what, you didn't even get any extra pubes or anything?". Nope. Nothing. My big day, which was 3 days ago, was, well, like any other day. I woke up, had breakfast, and sorda went about my normal business. Washed my clothes, tidied my room. Spent most of the day lazing around. The only real difference was the two gifts I received. A mystery day out (that is two weeks away) and some dustcatcher. Got some money, also, which wasn't bad. Also, apparently mums getting me some epic leather Matrix style jacket, which sounds AWESOME.

    But, like what everyone's quoted to me when I was 16, and now that I'm 18; "You can now do all the things you were doing before, but legally!"

    A birthday I did enjoy, though, was a day I spent out with a mate of mine, who was celebrating her 17th. A day after mine, which is kinda cool, we went and spent the day down at Adventure World. It was the first time I had been to Adventure World, and it was pretty fun. Cues were a pain, but good company made them go alot faster.
    Gotta say, though. Rides were nowhere near as badass as the adds made them out to be. Some were pretty fast and exiting, but just didn't make me freak. Just ride them with a sick satisfied grin over my ugly face, the same one I get when I'm watching a bad horror movie. Was a great day out, and definitely some fun to celebrate to birthdays in a row.

    However, there is SOME good news does come from my day of birth... Employment opportunity. EPIC employment opportunity. There is a high chance I may get a job at Club X. For all you more 'innocent' readers (Ah-hahahaha!! 'Sif), Club X is basically Adulthood. They sell sex toys, sex novelties, and other erotic paraphernalia. Also, porn and nudie shows are in there, but believe it or not, its the least of my interests. Everyone I've told, has said pretty much the same thing "That's like the PERFECT job for you"... which I don't know if its a complement or insult. Either way, their pretty much spot on the money. Which again, is where I hope this job lands me.
    So yeah, birthday wasn't all bad.
    Plus, its looking that I might be heading out for some clubbing in the very soon future, which is never a bad thing.

    Rossi, just cause I'm 18, doesn't mean I'm anywhere near adult!

    January 02

    Ex-New Years Day

    Day late and generic, its time for the New Years 'blog entry!

    In 2007 were my greatest highs, and my greatest lows. Its almost a shame I didnt keep this bastard updated, because Im not gonna do any long winded reminicing (even if I would tell you).

    The new year also means one other thing. 2 weeks to my birthday. I'll be 18, which means basicly "You'll be legally allowed to do everything you were doing anyway".

    Things to do this year (early this year);
    Learn to drive, get P's.
    Work out more.
    Go on travels with my Vook Crew.
    Take my art more seriously.
    Eat at least two new animals.

    (nope, nothing about having fuller, more inspired 'blogs! ;D )

     

    Rossi, wishing you a better year then last.

    December 26

    Well, Ho Ho Ho there

    Well, it was that time of year again. You know the one, with the fat pedo climbing down your chimney, after watching you do all those naughty things all year? (Im sorry if my text woke you, btw. ;D )

    Unfortunatly, Christmas isnt as special as it used to be. I've long hit the age where the magic is gone, and its just another day. Sure, I'll get some pressants, but I just dont ask for them anymore, and I dont really care what they are. This year, I just got stuff that I needed, mostly. Which is fine, because in the end, saves me from buying them. So its kinda a money saver, for now.
    But the part where I go to bed early, wake up early, and wake the house up to dive into my stack of pressants is gone. This year, I infact, worked Christmas. Down at Sizzler, I got my hugeass pay from working all day. Wassnt bad, though, as I got to gorge on the special chrismas menu all day. Which, might I add, was fucking tasty.
    Didnt give or get much, which is fair enough. Bought stuff for the people I live with and family, and a few friends. I probally shoulda gone outta my way, now that I have the money, but working for it, again, kinda takes the magic out of it.

    I hope everyone else enjoyed it, though. Marry Christmas. 2008 is coming.

    December 18

    Believe it or not.

    I love this MS Writer thing. Its a great little program, especially because I don't have to open the extremely flawed IE to get anything done. Its all here, its offline, and I can do things at my own pace.
    I also wanna apologizes for my previous post. It was full of an odd angst that really is not me. I'm gonna leave it up, though, because someone close inspired me to; It in a way proves I'm mortal, and have emotions, which apparently doesn't show often.

    I've made a rare appearance on my own dA account, and published something which is apparently the best thing I've ever done since I invented Happy the Sperm. Little Kings Closest Friends is meant to be kinda dark and moody, and kinda poetic. Doesn't matter what you get from it.
    Hopefully, if I can keep my act together, I can keep this as atleast a semi-frequent series, along with publishing more stuff along the way. Like more Happy the Sperm!! (jokes, you don't wanna see more of him. Yet.)

    Today I was suppose to go Christmas shopping. I know what I want to get everyone (I'm copping out and getting alot of people much of the same thing) but its the effort of going to the city and getting it that's putting me off. Hell, wouldn't take an hour for the whole trip. Ugh. Then you have the problem of who to get it for. Family, ofcorse, because its the one group of people you have to. But the problem is who of your friends? I don't want to cause/ be apart of any awkward "But I didn't get you anything" moments, and since I've forgotten who the one person who said they'd gotten me a present, I'm gonna be buying extra pressies, just in case.
    Anyway, I better relinquish my procrastination, and since noones talking to me on MSN or Gtalk (and I'm epically paranoid about starting convos with people on busy/ away/ BRB, I wont start a convo with you. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) I better head off.

     

    Rossi, Is capable of more then just sperm.

    December 16

    The Meh Post

    Not having school seems to do weird things to you after a while. I'm not talking about a Christmas Holidays, when you know eventually, after six months, it will be all the same again. I mean, schools over. For good. Anyone you don't have in your MSN list, you man never hear word from again. That's it. Your social structure suddenly shits its self, and unless your already working, you wont be meeting people and chatting on a regular basis any more. You have to somehow have to meet people at parties, assuming your invited, and assuming you have the kinda party people friends. You do sometimes get a little lonely.

    Its not just friends, either. You get bored, and realize how bad you are at all the things you thought you'd give all your time to. You used to be able to say you simply had no time to practice, but now you know that it wasn't that, its just that you were in general no good at them. The arts, writing, and even some things more dear to your heart, you devote your hours of boredom and find out that, well, you shouldn't have grown so attached in the first place. Its a shame, though, as you coulda been doing something more productive with your time.

    You feel the need to start a career, while at the same time, wanting all the relaxing time you think you deserve, but to achieve this, you need a job to pay for it. And transport to get there. Its a disgusting loophole of our human material lifestyles that hopefully causes out to devolve into a state of bliss.

     

    I'm publishing this for two reasons. I've finally installed Windows Live Writer, and I wanted to try it out, and now that Preece is internetles for a month or so, there will only be one person who might read this and Sav isn't on the internet often enough to really care to check this. Everyone else has long forgotten these useless 'blogs. Besides, there's always the easy option to delete.

    Besides, its just a rant.

    Rossi; bored and without inspiration.

    December 06

    Day of the Ninja

    To celebrate the Day of the Ninja, I shall sneek out my offical restart of my 'blog. (To be fair, it was yesterday, but thats how silent it was, like a ninja).
     
    Im doing this because of people saying they liked to read my blogs... and there are some fools, I mean, err, fans, who are actually REREADING my old entrys. Wow. Thats... kinda creepy. But commited.
     
    Speeking of commitments, I will reform my 'blog with all the old humor and rants that apparnly were so entertaining to all you. LOL. Also, I'll have to kill all my old pics, because, well, there all old, and have my short hair.
     
    I wont kill my old 'blog entries, but if you quote or hold them again me... I'll go cry. LOL. Ahwell.
     
     
    Rossi. Somethings, though, wont change.
    June 24

    ... Hmm...

    I wonder if I updated this, anyone would notice? >_>
     
    <_<
     
    >_<
    ... ouch.
    December 23

    Oh, how things change...

    I bet you diddnt expect to see this updated. Mainly, because right now, I dont have a personal computer. Well, for all those who dont know, I havent been online for a while because my computer is fried, and I wont be getting a new one until I can get all the money myself. To sum up everything my life right now: I am writing this up on the free Wii Opera Internet Browser, while on holiday in Coffs Harbour with family, while missing my gorgous girlfriend Lauren. Zelda, Twilight Princess is awsome. So everythings pretty good, and DarkEvolution has hit 7000 page hits. Sorry that this long overdue post is so short, but its much harder to type over Wii. It still feels good though! ‘Rossi the Great! The Wii is god, Lauren is Gorgous... I wish we were all in the same room.
    September 26

    PB; Days of out 'Blogs

    I know, I know. I missed a few days, and I know, I know, this is oly gonna be a quick entry due to its lateness and positon before an event. But I really wanted to get a 'blog in, and I have a few good things to type about. Im still not getting many comments from this task, and  like Preece, apreciate all whom are comenting, including the happly supprsing comment from Shelly, which was nice. Oh, and just becasue you commented about it, dont take that self threat of the last post seriously, it was a lil' tid-bit I didnt really think mattered I added.
     
    I suppose I should start with the actuall happenings of my weekend. Well, after spending the night at Laurens <3, I went to a gathering of her friends and we all went to go see the movie StormBreaker. Based on some books that I have only heard my girlfriend talk of, it was a teenage boy who has been unconciosly trained to be a neer perfect secret agent, and is put in the line of duty. Overall, it was a pretty good preteen action movie, with it having a good story and decent characters, allthough, for anyone else, its easly seen as quite... well, lame. And a tad predicatble. The highlight of the movie, ofcorse, is when the protagonist was introduced to a gadget in the form of a DS, and the following monolouge, mainly because, I infact was packing a DS in my bad as I was watching the movie.
     
    After crusing around the shop for a while with Lauren, watching various people and their sickening obsession with AFL (one woman was actually crying), I left to end up at Jason birthday event. It was a prety cool lil' gathering, consisting of me, Jason, Phil and Cass. Just enough people for a GameCube, as we played various games, with the winner mostly showing up Rossi... Mostly. Kudos should be said for Phil who thrashed at Metroid Prime 2: Echos and the one game where I came third in Super Smash Bros. Mellee. After the exitement of gaming and eating, movies were wateched. Mr. and Mrs. Smith was pretty good, and the rest I had seen before and Loved... expet for Nightmare on Elm St., which was gay, but still kinad classic. After listening to the intro of Fat Pizza so many times, I had to download the song "Chicks", and its awsome. Kinda techno for bogans. Love it. I sleapt through Saw, as was the reson I was up so early the following morning, and was the first to leave. Allthough, there was a price for that, as I had woken with vairios new art all over my arm, and a bit on my face. I know it was you, Jason, who else writes the lost numbers! Haha.
     
    Time for my Gaming update, which Im sure you all loathe by now. The ABC2 show "Good Game" may actually be shaping up to be pretty decent, with a good show this week, and great observations. I suggest if you can watch it, or download it at www.abc.com.au/goodgame . Poke'Mon Pearl and Diamond is coming out on the 28th of this month in Japan, and Im loving any little bit of info Im getting, like did you know theres gonna be a pre-evolution of Lapras? And it looks like 114 new Poke'Mon! Im gonna be loving this. Mortal Kombat Arageddon still looks fucking awsome, and if you havent seen the introduction trailer, see it now. Its soo awsome to see these character fight, and Im loving the noise Cyrax makes as he flys of Sheevas back. Mmmnnyeah.
    Did you love "The Ultimate Battle"? You know, the huge flash with BatMan, Chuck Norris, Godzilla, and a bunch of other wackos? Well, here is the "Best. Spoof. Ever." as quoted by Tom Fulp, creator of NewGrounds; "The Ultimate Orgy", it is absolutly hilerios, and if you havent seen it, please do!! (Dint mind the big link;) http://uploads.ungrounded.net/content.php?id=330027&name=330027_ultimateorgy_nsfw.swf&title=The%20Ultimate%20Orgy&date=1159156800&quality=b&li=1&uj=0&w=550&h=400
    ... ooh, almost up to 7000 Page Veiws. :D
     
    And finally, the reson I should have been in bed an hour ago, the big thing happening tomorow; the Year 11 River Cruise. Oh, the girls are going mad, and the boys are going metro... exept me, ofcorse. I had to go and find something at the shops under the category of "Smart Casual", and as you can imagine, I had absolutly nothing in my wardrobe that would even come close to being under that title. I ended up with the double cheep combo, BigW shirt and Target pants. I also have a few other lil' Rossiness "supprises" planed... well, not realy. Should be fun, adn I hope everyone has an awsome time.

    `Rossi the Great... wait, this was meant to be a short post...
    September 20

    PB; Must Write... interesting?

    Another short windered, unformated, uninteresting, uninformed 'blog from the mind of Rossi. Found this on the net; http://www.betterhighschool.wa.gov.au/ , talking about how Highschools are gonna be structured in the future. I like some of the subject, but the stucture is gonna be dodgy. The basics of the basics of the Wii; http://wii.ign.com/articles/733/733464p1.html . The new PokeMon movie, and the DS Pearl and Diamond, looks sweet as all hell; http://www.gamevideos.com/video/id/6229 . The site your looking at now; http://darkevolution.spaces.live.com/ . But I suggest you dont go there, the person who writes that site is a loser, with very little life, and shoud die. :) ... so uninspired. `Rossi the Great, just dont go to the site...
    September 19

    PB; Its pronounced "Quiche"

    I thought I'd only do a quick 'blog, as once again, I had a prettly long winded and boring day... Beat Preece on Metroid Prime Hunters today again, but to be fair, I thought that was his thrid time of playing at all... Found this disterbing: http://www.seekgod.org/message/freedomfrompornography.html , Its all bullshit, trust me. Its enchoraging no free will, and to prey for those you lust for. The more I hear religios people talk, the more I know there full of... Jesus Christ. New show on ABC2 if you have it, called Good Game. Austraian TV needs another gaming show, and I hope this does at least a good job. Its first episode was a typical first episode, and next week they have the Wii on it, so it would be good regardless. Heres the site www.abc.com.au/goodgame . It looks promising. ... ... ... ... ... ... nipple beaver cheese... ... ... ... ... `Rossi the Great, becoming less intresting rapidly.

    PB; Bleargh

    .. hm... what happened today? Its just sorda a blank, and I dont think anything really happened at all. I think Im gonna add my youtube.com profile to my lists, as Im begining to accumliate quite a beautiful collection of videos. Esspecially, this guy who kicks the shit of the bible, but only using what the bible give him... infact, Im gonna link my profile right here. http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=obscurusanima . Beautiful. I really hope to do more devaintArt wise, as Im veiwing pictures again, and I've drawns heaps I'd love to put up there. Many have seen stuff already... `Rossi the Great... was rather boring today.
    September 17

    PB; Losing my Days

    I've been kinda on and off with updating, and im carign less and less, as the two people who really should be commenting, just arnt. And after a bit of reserch (checking for commetns on Preeces 'blog) its not just me. Andrews PB especially hassnt been updated since the 13th, so I suppose thats his official resignation out, and I know Preece is taking it a bit more seriously then me, and Im pretty sure he has more, and longer PB 'blogs then me. So if this was a legit' competision, istead of more a "see if you can" thing, he'd be winning. Good on him.

    Im gonna cut and paste this entry into Internet Explorer, because I hate seeing my 'blog unformated (and if its still not, I forgot...). It just doesnt look as big, or as important if its not, and personally, I wouldent read it... maybe there is a reson why this thing aint going well?

    ... allthough I did promise otherwise, but I have to put something up... the Nintendo Wii is coming to Australia on teh 7th of December! OHFUKCING YEAH!! Allthough, I admit, the $400AUD price is a tad much, but it comes with Wii Sports, which gives a great demo of what the Wii is capible of. I remember where I was wehn I found out the news, I was like "Yeeaahaa!!" And I dont think Lauren really knew what I was so happy about all of a sudden untill I explained it to her. Im gonna get Red Steel for definiate, but I know I have over 20 Launch games to choose from. Zelda, ofcorse, looks sweet as all hell.

    I wanna vow to get on to MSN Messanger more, as there are heaps of people who I've not talked to in ages, who were really great to talk to. If your reading this, and have not seen me online in ages, I HAVE NOT BLOCKED YOU, Ive only been on once since I've formated. People like Kylie, Monzza, Shelly, "Ape" and all you other people from your various countrys who I dont see or talk to otheriwse.

    Oh, and anyone who cares, or is going, I have ticket number three of the River Cruise, and becasue Im gonna have people attacking me if I bum the event, Im gonna have to find something respectible to wear... and as I dont own anything even close to that, Im gonna have to go buy something... And just to sound incredibly feminie; do something with my hair. *gay purse-hold swipe*


    `Rossi the Great, Wii are God. December 7, day of worship.

    September 15

    PB; Dedicated to last night

    The Nintendo Wii will be god. I stayed up to watch the telecast of the exclusive Nintendo Wii gaming party coverage, and I was amazed by its beauty, its kept promises, its simplicity, its marvel. It is to be worshiped. Just so you know the stats; 249.95 US Dollars. The Package comes with (as standard) The Wii console, one Wii-Mote, one nunchuck addon, and Wii Sports included. This is the first time a STADNARD console pak has come with a game since the SNES. The Wii itself has games and such right on it, with the Wii Chanals, wich allow you to do things like make your own avatar character, or Mii, or veiw images in an incredily fast and fun way. Its games are better then anyting I have ever seen in my life, with the unkonwn Red Steel and Project HAMMER loooking so orgasmic it sisnt funny... AUUUGH, I could go on for hours about how sweet this thing looks, and how it was everything I could have wanted!! Just so you people dont think Im blind, I'll just give a few dispointments... I dont like how it has a weather and News chanel, as this seems pretty unneeded, and sorda gimicly... on teh other hand, I can see my dad and Di using it a ton. And it was a bit unnerving hwo teh great Regi of Nintendo was a bit nervous on the presenation, but who wouldent when showing its people its god. ... dont care about much else at teh moment. Not at school due to sport carnival... Going to mums this weekend... PokeMon statagy looking deeper... (Poke'Mon Battle Revoluion looks sweet, too!!) `Rossi the Great, Wii love you Nintendo
    September 13

    PB; BaiDu?

    Hello Tharr, here is another 'blog you will neither read or remember... and probally wont comment on. (But then we're all getting our one "PB" daily comment... expect I dont know about Andrew, he hassnt commented on mine in a while, and Im not gonna go find a 'blog with his link on it unless its less then three entrys down). Annnnyway (Im not even gonna bother formatting this 'blog), Im really getting serious about this PokeMon contest, and Im bringing my DS to school to train during breaks and slow moments in various classes. People have been curious, and I have gotten mucho slander about my choise of PokeMon, well, I say, my choice of three can counter ANYTHING you throw at me. I dont wanna be specific, as I dont know whos reading this. >_> Also, my farming of starters is going well, with the starter PokeMon from Jasons game. Im getting more then enough, and there all good. Makes me feel greedy. Speeking of DS's, I met some guy on the train home from Laurens, and, ohmynipples, he had himself a Black Nintendo DS Lite!! NOT EVEN REALEASED IN AUSTRAILA!! I went over to him and had myself a chat with him, checked if he had himself any Nintendo WiFi codes, learnt that the lucky bastard had come back from Japan, with a bunch of games. He shoulda stayed for teh Wii event coming up soon, before teh Tokyo Game Show. Urgh, I want his DSLite, I WANT TO BE TURING JAPANESE! Which is a perfect seguway to my next subject (If you get it, write it in you comment). Theres this site called BaiDu, which is basicly the Chinese Google, aparntly. But its been getting lots of hits under my name. I tried putting some of the variosu things in that list, but its that damn Microsoft/ Opera thing again. Fuckers. Anyway, some of the searches have been: "Somebodys", "*song title I cant remember* mp3", "Dark Evolution" exactly, which is weird, and just today "My Favourite Teen Porn Site" (http://www.baidu.com/s?wd=My+favourite+teen+porn+site&cl=3). Ohmynipples. This site loves me... in a bad way. `Rossi the Great... bleh, it looks so horble unformated.
    September 12

    PB; dA update!! ... and not much else.

    Welcome to another horibly formated entry due to Microsofts hate of Opera Web Browser. Well, something I could have mentioned me is that I got my River- Cruise invitasions yesterday. Yup, I have ticket number three. I wassnt gonna mention it, as if I said anything, I couldent back out of it, but yes, I did design the backround of the invitasions. And for the 50th time, yes, I did particually choose the girl to be blond becuase my Lauren is blond (Lauren, if your reading it, it wassnt entirly my fault... it was more of a subconcious decision). It should be fun, despite who goes. Just a night to hang around and socailise. Well, I've used my new comb for the first time. I had two choices in my comb. One from Sabrina when we were going out, and one from Lauren, that I got maybe a month ago. (I never thought about it, but maybe they were telling me something?) I chose Laurens comb, as it looked stonger and more like my old comb, before it died. ... its an odd feeling having more then 8 haitcomb teeth in your hair at a time, I'll tell you. BIG NEWS!! I'D PUT THIS FONT IN BOLD, BUT I CANT, AS MICROSOFT DOENT LIKE OPERA WEB BROWSERS. But anyway, I've uploaded two new pictures into my deviantArt account!! Hoorah!!! I needed to updated, and I dotn wanna scan anything, so I found something thats shoulda been up, that wernt. Enjoy! I will update some more... eventually. Maybe the River-Cruise invites? `Rossi the Great; Damnit, this doesnt even show up on the bottom of the page anymore!! Why? MICROSFT DOESNT LIKE OPERA!!
    September 11

    PB; Mourning of the Comber

    Its happened, its finnaly happened. My comb, that (to the supprise of others) I use every day is finnaly gone past teh point of use, and will soon be taken to its finnal resting place. My wastebin. If you havent been told the story of my comb, or you have never seen it, I will give you a breif history. I have had this comb since primary school, (despite the fact that never used it then) and when my hair started to gor more, it seemed to suddenly start being used every day. My hair got to a point, about a yearish ago, where it could be deemed, legally feral. Unfit even for the fur of a b-grade wearwolf. This is when it broke for teh first time. It was one of those 15cm long combs, with one side with small teeth, and one with large. It was almost a clean split, and I took to using the small comb. Quickly, bristles were broken, and a good handful of hair was ripped out of my head a week. It was too soon before I had to dispose of that half, as I couldent comb my hair fast enough, or without scalping myself in the process. So I went up to the other half about... seven or eight months ago. And now, all that remins are four teeth, and about the equilivant of a plastic bag full of hair, scattered wherever it fell. *** *** *** I have just looked over my previous 'blogs and... OHMYGOD!! Where did all my formating go? I have almost a bad habbit of overpuntuating and over formating... and because Im sure Microsoft cant stand the fact that Im doing this entry from a Opera sever, they are rooting over the system, and its killing my formating. ... but you should still be reading my entrys and commenting. You dirty bastards. `Rossi the Great; Comby, ? - 2006, You died doing what you were made for.