... I suppose it was bound to happen, but I dont know how to react.

This ol' 'blog has been around for a while. Years, infact. And over time, its developed quite a number of pageveiws/ hits/ whatever (8278 overall, to be precice, which isnt bad considering I probally havent posted for over the months this things been alive).

The spam was found here, on July 15, 2006; http://darkevolution.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!6B1434D24BD68088!676.entry, and is apparntly about farming WoW gold. This particular entry is pretty popular, becasue it was the first post all about how my 'blog very often attracts hits from people google/ technocrati/ other foriegn search engines from searchs of "nudist beach" or "nudist blog". That is a good thing, Im sure.

My first reaction to this is that, wow, this peice of written defication is worthy of spam? Im flattered, really.
Then I just hoped this doesnt happen much in future. I think I'll save this one, though. Its a testament to my ability to stumble on a good thing occasionally.

Rossi, would rather eat spam

Today I thought I would try something differant. Something I havent done in a while.

So I masterbated in the shower.

Rossi, making you read shit since god knows when. ;D

Well...

... WELL. Thats right. I have a 'blog. Infact, its been so long since I've touched this, the "last comments left" bar on the homepage is empty, as the comments were too old.

Why have I not been bloging, I shall pretend you ask? Because my life has not had much to 'blog, and I have found very little reason to rabble on here about what I think about shite, or whats going on in my life, or what games Im playing. But, because Im going to pretend you asked nicely, Im going to give a breif summary of the last two.
But dont expect spellchecks.

Im back at Sizzler, due to nowhere else hiring me, and I dont have the transport to get anywhere, and I need money to learn to drive and.. bastard circle. Anyway, its allright, people were welcoming and such, and Im pretty much king Dishpig there now, due to all the other util boys sucking arse. It may be a fail job, atleast Im fucking good at it, and know what Im doing.
Driving lessons, as mentioned, were put on hold due to no funds. Im starting again, and I just want to learn to drive and get it overwith, so I can get some more damned freedom here. I know hold men who have prostates more reliable then the fucking public transport system.
... Hm, and now were getting a good understanding why I dont 'blog any more. Because thats all I really have to say.

TF2, Pokemon, and any RTS Im challanged to. If you've been here before, you've heard me talk about them. If not... dont worry about looking, Im sure you have my MSN anyway.

... thats it.
Maybe I'll get more passion for this again, but probally not. Its just good to brush up on some writing that isnt MSN. :P

Rossi; With nothing of intrest to say. Check back later.

I have a rough theory of life;

 SPELLING IS FOR THE
WEAK
Ohkay, not really, but due to my lack of spelling ability, I get to say this alot.

There is one thing, though, that people hate me for, that Im doing on perpose. Im talking about saying;
Allright.
Yes, I know it only has 'L', but I spell it like I say it. When I say it, I emphasise my L's. Think Jim Carey on Ace Ventura "Alllllrighty then".

Now, shuddup your face, allright then?

Rossi, is not for the weak.

Gentlemen...
(if you dont get it, play more TF2. If not, GO CRY MORE)

... or maybe I just need to spend less time gaming. Which, I have been doing alot of recently. Its good to clear then mind, and fun at the same time. I got myself a few games of the moment, which I shall now ramble on about. Im still loving TF2 (Team Fortress 2, if your under an internet rock), and as dirty as I feel, Soldier is now in my top three most played classes. Im just so... good at him! And its sad, becuase its Team Fortress 2. TEAM. Im only going him because Im doing it for the team. Somehting Im doing alot of (well, offencivly. Medic is shamefully my lowest played). Other then that, Im still an AWESOME scout. Im taking out heavies effortlessly. And Im a disgusting spy at times, but thats always hard.
I've also bought myself AoE3's two expansion packs, which, once again, are awesome. Unfortuanatly, the game didnt reconise my old Home Cities right away, so I had to make newer towns. Firstly, I wanted to check out improvements on old favourites; so I went and had a look at my Germans. Luckly for me, I had remembered my old Explorers name, Blut von Gott, and I've had the word Hoffnung in my head lately, so it all fit. Basicly, their awesome, perfect for my play style, due to strong defence and an advanced workers, that gather and build faster. I havent played much of the newer races, but I've played the Indians and Iroquois. The later mentioned indians are crazy powerful and overwhelming in numbers, and the Indians are are flat out stong with elephants that can pretty much destroy anything that they cross.
Unfortunatly, my grand plans with Pokemon have dwindled away, due to all of a sudden having noone to play it with. My Primeape, Kong was recently finished, and hes pretty decent. Stong and fast, but since its last battle, I've changed some of its moves, for added power. Project 'Dawg' is next, but I prefer to not lets cats outta the bag... or so to speek.

Read all that? No? See, this is what happens when Im not working. I need a job, not only for something to do, but because I hate not having an income. I tend to spend money, and well... From 2000, Im down to about 1400 again. It does make me cry inside. Especially since all these parties have just hit me. I had an 18th last week, this week, next week... its lookin' good. Unfortunatly, Im not a huge drinker, which is what most of these paries are focused on. Another thing raping my pocket, is driving lessons (going from drinking to driving lessons... unsafe? haha). I've finally found a driving instructer that shows up, doesnt cancel on me, and responds to her phonecalls. Shes $5 extra then most, but more the damned worth it. Im getting two lessons a week, so in theory, I'll be on my P's in notime. In theory. But yeah, so many expences.

... wow, I've just written alot on... well, nothing. But its not like anyones reading. I swear I've gotten less popular on all my online persuits. My last entry here, was a beautiful accrostic poem, dear to my hea-... err, various blood pumping organs. And not one comment! The only pageveiws I've really gotten have been from people googling and 'baidu'ing "Nudist blog". And those hardly count. Hell, even on dA noones commenting on my works any more ( http://dark-ape.deviantart.com/ ), except some of my mates (some! My shits not even good enough for all my dA visting friends any more!). Whhhhyyyyyy? Even on my good and funny stuff. I even used to get the occasional random popping in and commenting, but that never happens any more. It might because I dont go out looking for dA popularity, but its not like I dont welcome it (however, I am hoping to participate in an upcoming competision via an old loved site, seventhsanctum.com).
Comment me, watch me, looooove me!

-Rossi, the unveiwable.

Happy Valantines. Heres a little poetry to whom Im spending mine with.

Mistriss of the Night
Youthful forever, always tight

Helpful, and always useful
Any time, any where.
Never saying no.
Desire shared forever.

Rossi the Romantic.

OHMYFUCKING-GOD!! I CAN HOLD A TOOTHPICK WITH MY FACIAL HAIR!!

I'VE BROKEN SCIENCE!!

...fuckyou, I know its old news, but this is just incase people start whining about 'blog entries again... I've had some ideas, but cant be fucked writing them. So you can eat your own shit...

Its no secret. I am a gamer. A hardcore gamer, infact. I enjoy building up a civilization, for the pure enjoyment of decimating another. I enjoy destroying American forces with nothing but a pair of pistols. I enjoy customizing monsters so ugly and gruesome, and incinerate the opponents! Gaming plays a large part of my life, a large part of social life and had made made many friends. Even if people say otherwise, gaming with a bunch of mates is still a great way to spend the night.
Right now, Im playing a small selection of games, and lusting for one big one...

If you take a look at my Steam profile, its pretty obvious to see what one of my favorite games at the moment is. Team Fortress Two is one of the greatest FPS's to hit a computer in a long, long time. Its fun, unique, and it suits you nomatter what your playing style of the moment is. Your one of those bastards who run around with the rocketlauncher, blasting men to pieces? The soldier! You like 'nading everything, or leaving explosive little surprises? Try the demoman! Or are you the kinda person who hangs back and heals up the wounded? Go the medic!
You have nine class choices, each unique enough to offer a different playstyle and combat method. I myself am great at most of the classes, but over everything else, I am a devastating Scout and a sharpeyed Sniper (42 point high score). As most of the people who play are, Im an awesome Soldier, nearly perfecting the rocket jump (and doing very sneaky stuff on the 2Fort map. :D ). Spy is always fun, too. You get a great, and sick, sence of pride after you slaughter someone who thought you were his backup.
If you can, find a party server, or anything with allspeak.

I've also dropped back into my deep, turtler RTS's. After a long time playing CnC Generals Zero Hour, Im back to the great and rich Age of Empires 3 and Supreme Commander. AoE3 is one of the only RTS's that I enjoy playing on my own, mainly due to some of the cheeky and smartarse AI voices. Unfortunately, I have not been able to buy the expansions (Warcheifs and Asian Dynasties) due to it being sold out. My Germans, will give you such a sence of hope, then destroy you, right where it hurts. My British will just hurt you, slowly, throughout the game.
Just recently I bought the expansion to SupCom (well, I bought a new 'Gold' edition, so my mate my buy my first SupCom, and he may play it also). I have taken a huge liking to the new 'Seraphim' race, as, like me, their very defensive, and have excellent AntiAir (great, because most of the prick units in the game fly.)

A game, however, that keeps drawing me back like an abused dog, is Pokemon. I was off it for months, then all of a sudden "Hey, do you have this Pokemon?" - "Why, yes I do" -after trade- "Wanna battle?"... and so it was, I was hooked, again.
This time, however, Im doing it differently. Screw you who chose Pokemon just because there powerful! Im forming a party around Pokes that I thing are awesome; Primeape, Rotom, Gengar (because its my favorite Pokemon evolution, Haunter). Pokemon that I love, not ones that are just flexible in the metagame.

However, the biggest thing in gaming hassnt happened yet. Halo 3? Psht. Cryris? Psht. Those have sold pocket change in comparison to what this will sell, and get played. Hell, we've all played its prequil, and if you havent, you no doubt want to.
Super Smash Brother Brawl is huge. Gamewise, characters, depth. The greatest multiplier experience you'll ever have. SSBM, as a perfect example of what the game will like, was great itself. If you never enjoyed it, you are a gaming minority, and an unfortunate few. Brawl, if you havent seen it, has everything of the last game (minus some useless characters), plus more, with arseloads of new improvements. New characters, like Wario, Snake, and even Sonic. New arenas. New items (because real men play with items!), and new modes.
Are you a gaming loser who hates multiplayer, well, finally, the series have something for you too! Now with a deep single player, where you take on all sorts of gaming villanry. Lucky enough to have a friend? Take on co-op! Not in the house? Do it online!
Some reviews are already in, with perfect results. Game of the Forever, anyone?

Last game I said 'I am going to love this game', it was TF2. Look how that ended. :D This is different. The world will think I've gone missing!

Rossi, build'em'up or shoot'em'down, I'll take you on. And will probably destroy you.

Its happened. That day so many wait for, long for, LIVE for (well, in the first chunk of their life).
I've become 18.
Now if only the actual event was that epic. Most people would expect, or hope for, some sort of revelation, or epiphany, or even some sort of overwhelming burst of maturity. Hell, even as a mate said "what, you didn't even get any extra pubes or anything?". Nope. Nothing. My big day, which was 3 days ago, was, well, like any other day. I woke up, had breakfast, and sorda went about my normal business. Washed my clothes, tidied my room. Spent most of the day lazing around. The only real difference was the two gifts I received. A mystery day out (that is two weeks away) and some dustcatcher. Got some money, also, which wasn't bad. Also, apparently mums getting me some epic leather Matrix style jacket, which sounds AWESOME.

But, like what everyone's quoted to me when I was 16, and now that I'm 18; "You can now do all the things you were doing before, but legally!"

A birthday I did enjoy, though, was a day I spent out with a mate of mine, who was celebrating her 17th. A day after mine, which is kinda cool, we went and spent the day down at Adventure World. It was the first time I had been to Adventure World, and it was pretty fun. Cues were a pain, but good company made them go alot faster.
Gotta say, though. Rides were nowhere near as badass as the adds made them out to be. Some were pretty fast and exiting, but just didn't make me freak. Just ride them with a sick satisfied grin over my ugly face, the same one I get when I'm watching a bad horror movie. Was a great day out, and definitely some fun to celebrate to birthdays in a row.

However, there is SOME good news does come from my day of birth... Employment opportunity. EPIC employment opportunity. There is a high chance I may get a job at Club X. For all you more 'innocent' readers (Ah-hahahaha!! 'Sif), Club X is basically Adulthood. They sell sex toys, sex novelties, and other erotic paraphernalia. Also, porn and nudie shows are in there, but believe it or not, its the least of my interests. Everyone I've told, has said pretty much the same thing "That's like the PERFECT job for you"... which I don't know if its a complement or insult. Either way, their pretty much spot on the money. Which again, is where I hope this job lands me.
So yeah, birthday wasn't all bad.
Plus, its looking that I might be heading out for some clubbing in the very soon future, which is never a bad thing.

Rossi, just cause I'm 18, doesn't mean I'm anywhere near adult!

Day late and generic, its time for the New Years 'blog entry!

In 2007 were my greatest highs, and my greatest lows. Its almost a shame I didnt keep this bastard updated, because Im not gonna do any long winded reminicing (even if I would tell you).

The new year also means one other thing. 2 weeks to my birthday. I'll be 18, which means basicly "You'll be legally allowed to do everything you were doing anyway".

Things to do this year (early this year);
Learn to drive, get P's.
Work out more.
Go on travels with my Vook Crew.
Take my art more seriously.
Eat at least two new animals.

(nope, nothing about having fuller, more inspired 'blogs! ;D )

Rossi, wishing you a better year then last.

Well, it was that time of year again. You know the one, with the fat pedo climbing down your chimney, after watching you do all those naughty things all year? (Im sorry if my text woke you, btw. ;D )

Unfortunatly, Christmas isnt as special as it used to be. I've long hit the age where the magic is gone, and its just another day. Sure, I'll get some pressants, but I just dont ask for them anymore, and I dont really care what they are. This year, I just got stuff that I needed, mostly. Which is fine, because in the end, saves me from buying them. So its kinda a money saver, for now.
But the part where I go to bed early, wake up early, and wake the house up to dive into my stack of pressants is gone. This year, I infact, worked Christmas. Down at Sizzler, I got my hugeass pay from working all day. Wassnt bad, though, as I got to gorge on the special chrismas menu all day. Which, might I add, was fucking tasty.
Didnt give or get much, which is fair enough. Bought stuff for the people I live with and family, and a few friends. I probally shoulda gone outta my way, now that I have the money, but working for it, again, kinda takes the magic out of it.

I hope everyone else enjoyed it, though. Marry Christmas. 2008 is coming.

I love this MS Writer thing. Its a great little program, especially because I don't have to open the extremely flawed IE to get anything done. Its all here, its offline, and I can do things at my own pace.
I also wanna apologizes for my previous post. It was full of an odd angst that really is not me. I'm gonna leave it up, though, because someone close inspired me to; It in a way proves I'm mortal, and have emotions, which apparently doesn't show often.

I've made a rare appearance on my own dA account, and published something which is apparently the best thing I've ever done since I invented Happy the Sperm. Little Kings Closest Friends is meant to be kinda dark and moody, and kinda poetic. Doesn't matter what you get from it.
Hopefully, if I can keep my act together, I can keep this as atleast a semi-frequent series, along with publishing more stuff along the way. Like more Happy the Sperm!! (jokes, you don't wanna see more of him. Yet.)

Today I was suppose to go Christmas shopping. I know what I want to get everyone (I'm copping out and getting alot of people much of the same thing) but its the effort of going to the city and getting it that's putting me off. Hell, wouldn't take an hour for the whole trip. Ugh. Then you have the problem of who to get it for. Family, ofcorse, because its the one group of people you have to. But the problem is who of your friends? I don't want to cause/ be apart of any awkward "But I didn't get you anything" moments, and since I've forgotten who the one person who said they'd gotten me a present, I'm gonna be buying extra pressies, just in case.
Anyway, I better relinquish my procrastination, and since noones talking to me on MSN or Gtalk (and I'm epically paranoid about starting convos with people on busy/ away/ BRB, I wont start a convo with you. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) I better head off.

Rossi, Is capable of more then just sperm.

Not having school seems to do weird things to you after a while. I'm not talking about a Christmas Holidays, when you know eventually, after six months, it will be all the same again. I mean, schools over. For good. Anyone you don't have in your MSN list, you man never hear word from again. That's it. Your social structure suddenly shits its self, and unless your already working, you wont be meeting people and chatting on a regular basis any more. You have to somehow have to meet people at parties, assuming your invited, and assuming you have the kinda party people friends. You do sometimes get a little lonely.

Its not just friends, either. You get bored, and realize how bad you are at all the things you thought you'd give all your time to. You used to be able to say you simply had no time to practice, but now you know that it wasn't that, its just that you were in general no good at them. The arts, writing, and even some things more dear to your heart, you devote your hours of boredom and find out that, well, you shouldn't have grown so attached in the first place. Its a shame, though, as you coulda been doing something more productive with your time.

You feel the need to start a career, while at the same time, wanting all the relaxing time you think you deserve, but to achieve this, you need a job to pay for it. And transport to get there. Its a disgusting loophole of our human material lifestyles that hopefully causes out to devolve into a state of bliss.

I'm publishing this for two reasons. I've finally installed Windows Live Writer, and I wanted to try it out, and now that Preece is internetles for a month or so, there will only be one person who might read this and Sav isn't on the internet often enough to really care to check this. Everyone else has long forgotten these useless 'blogs. Besides, there's always the easy option to delete.

Besides, its just a rant.

Rossi; bored and without inspiration.